schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

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gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

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doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

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agists:

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
imageimage

The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

 

(via demigxddess)


cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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Q
Hi so i was thinking that in the book community we should do a get to know you thing were people post a picture of them reading and for the caption write 20 facts about themselves. and everyone can tag it #gettoknowyourbookworms and reblog each other's and make new friends and meet people with common interest and come closer as a community. i was going to do it from my blog but it's too small to get any traction so i was hoping youd be into it:) thanks
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lovelyowlsbooks:

friendlybookworm:

abookthiefandawordshaker:

hugbooks:

library-heaven:

books-and-cookies:

thebookhangover:

alex-loves-books:

signourneybooks:

mariethelibrarian:

books-and-cookies:

Hey Nonnie!

I honestly think it’s a wonderful idea! But, it’s your idea and I think you should do it, regardless if your blog is small. I’ll help with awareness, and I’m sure other bloggers would help as well :)

Message me off anon if you want to actually start it and I’ll help in any way that I can, okay? :)

Lots of hugs!

I’M IN! :D

Me too~

Count me in :)

DITTO!!

Reblogging for Nonnie to see that people are interested!

count me in as well

my blog is pretty small as well, but I support this 100%! :)

 This sounds like an awesome idea!

Count me in :)

I’d totally do this


Congrats on 2 million subscribers, Phil!

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colorfulhowell:

I AM SO EMOTIONAL YET PROUD. CONGRATS AMAZINGPHIL ON TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU

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adorablehowell:

creativephansnetwork collaborative project for AmazingPhil's 2 million!

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viria:

I heard it was Hinny ship week

viria:

I heard it was Hinny ship week

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nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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