chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(via demigxddess)


amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

(via trenzalcr)


pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes

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Princess Peach for the win bitches

My dad says he want a rematch

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Some people never learn

(via theheartofmaria)


neurowall:

please help me

neurowall:

please help me

(via cigarettesandmagic)


frozen-delight-blog:

marybegone:

mamalaz:

BBC Sherlock in the original Victorian era

wow!

Brilliant!

(via flomation)


londonphile:

Gollum by Benedict Cumberbatch

(via greglestrade)


freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

(via captainswand)


ridge:

this is that one vine that you always have to watch when it comes on your dashboard 

(via intendedformatureaudiences)


arendellekingdom:

Frozen Alphabet ❆ ❄

                C is for Concept Art


shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

(via cigarettesandmagic)


itstroylertime:

troylersworld:

cruelings:

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IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS GUY LOOKS A BIT LIKE A PUNK VERSION OF TROYE SIVAN??

WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER PUNK EDIT THING FRICK

itstroylertime:

troylersworld:

cruelings:

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IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS GUY LOOKS A BIT LIKE A PUNK VERSION OF TROYE SIVAN??

WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER PUNK EDIT THING FRICK

(via stardustwondrs)



bellegold:

once upon a time meme: twelve characters [2/12]
     ↳ Emma Swan
"Just a lost little girl who didn’t matter and didn’t think she ever would. A little girl who cried herself to sleep at night ‘cause she wanted her parents so bad, and could never understand why they gave her up."

(via captainswand)


ohcaptainrurn:

mcu meme: [1/5] outfits

Cap’s uniform
∟”Aren’t the stars and stripes a little…old-fashioned?”

ohcaptainrurn:

mcu meme: [1/5] outfits

Cap’s uniform

∟”Aren’t the stars and stripes a little…old-fashioned?”

(via subbastianstan)


imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +

(via areyoumarriedriver)